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                   {aInterview with a Satanic High Priest
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     {fMerkool McAber {ewas interviewed by {dScourger/DTY {aand his two demons
              {dNuffle {afrom {dNine Hells {aand {eZod {afrom {eThe Abyss.

        {eWe are now proud to present for you, the readers of {cSatanic Rites{e, a
completely home-made interview with a {cSatanic High Priest{e.
As the high priest wants to stay anonymous we won't reveal that his name
is {fMerkool McAber{a. {cMerkool {ais the leader of the worldwide International
Satanist Movement. He has won {eseveral {aprices for his black magic skills.

{bNow, let's go on with the interview.

{cQ:{a How is the life of {dSatanism {ain today's world right now.
{cA: The {dSatanist {amovement is growing fast. And it will grow even
     faster when {eEurope {ais {cunited through {aEEC. EEC is the 8th realm.
     This comes clear in the {cHoly Bible{a. {dSatan {awill be reborn in the
     8th realm.

{cQ:{a Why did you become a {dSatanic high priest{a?
A: The reasons are simply {cpower,money,women {aand {ceternal damnation{a.

{cQ:{a What {cschool {adid you have to attend to become a {ehigh priest{a?
{cA:{a To become a {fhigh priest {ayou'll have to attend the {cSchool {aof black magic,
     the {ddemonic {cuniversity {aand the {cuniversity {aof pain,murder and destrution.
     And you can, if you feel for it, attend several other courses as
     {ctorture technics{a, {bpossessment {aand {brepossessment {aand {bnecromancy{a.

{cQ:{a How did your {eexams {ago?
{cA:{a {fExcellent{a. My {cwritten {aexams were: {dmurder{a, {dbabyeating {aand {dpossessment{a.
     My {fpractical {aexams were: {ddemon summoning{a, {dzombie control {aand {dtorture{a.
My oral exams were: {dviolence{a, {dblack magic {aand {dgeneral {csatanic lore{a.

{cQ:{a What was the {elife {aat {eschool {alike? Was it a hard school?
{cA:{a Self-dicipline is {emandatory{a. Without that you can't reach as high
     as you want to. And if you quit school you'll be sacrified to {dSatan{a
     at next equinox.

{cQ:{a How many {edemons {ahave you {csummoned{a?
{cA:{a Ahh... can you see that big bloke over there? It looks like a statue but
     it is in fact a {edemon{a. His name is {cPeewee{a.
     (Peewee is in fact (despite his name) quite a BIG bloke)
     The most {cdangerous {aI've ever summoned must be Minimum. {eMinimum {ais a greater
     demon from the plane of Nine Hells. The chap is the little {fbastard {asitting
     on your shoulder.

{cQ:{a {fAaaaaarrrghh!
{cA:{a The {cpleasure {ais {emine{a.

{cQ:{a {eAAAARGH! {aGet that thing away from me.
{cA:{a Hey, let my {cdemon {aalone! Stop {bfucking around {awith him. He's not
hungry!

     After {eMinimum {aflew away with the remains of my ear we finally could
continue this interview.

{cQ:{a How many {cbabies {ado you eat per day?
A: It differs. But approx. 5 or 6 is quite normal number. My demons can
     eat much more. {eThey consumes around {c10 {eor {c12 {ebabies at once.

{cQ:{a What are your favourite {camiga {agroup, movie, record and game?
{cA:{a {eAmiga group{a: Demons,Devils and Destiny {f(they've always been faithful).
     {eMovie{a: There aren't much movies that I like but the Exorsist films are
     quite OK.
     {eRecord{a: {cGuns'N'Roses' {aUse Your Illusion Vol. 1+2. "Knockin' on Hades
     door" is wonderful.
     {eGame{a: {dSatan {afrom {eDinamic

{cQ:{a What did you get for your {fsoul{a?
{cA:{a That is a private matter but it was a good {ebargain{a.
   And by the way, could you sign here please?

{cQ:{a {eNo{a, I don't think so.
{cA:{a {cMumble,mumble,mumble,Satan,satan,satan,mumble,mumble.
     {eYou are under my control.

{cQ:{a {fYes of course! {aWhat can I do for you, oh mighty {eLord{a?
{cA:{a {cSign here please.

{cQ:{a ({escratch,scratch{a)... {fThy will be done.
{cA:{a {eNow go down to the {fcellar {ato {csacrifice {ayourself.

{cQ:{a Thank you my {elord{a.
{cA:{a Not at all.

       {c Our interviewer did not return from his assignement but we found this
little textfile on his PC (baaahh).