VIScorp Purchased By BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED
Yes, Amiga fans, the rumors are true! As of six hours ago, VIScorp has 
been  purchased  in a  surprise takeover by  BLAZEMONGER  INCORPORATED.
VIScorp  chief honcho and generally  cool  guy Carl  Saskatchewan  is 
reportedly "delighted" with the acquisition and looks forward  to  an 
"er... unusual product line" to be introduced at next month's WORLD OF 
BLAZEMONGER conference in Chickenmilk, Wisconsin.

Among the products to be introduced at the W.O.B. are:

* The Amiga ST: a set-top computer that, when attached to any 
  television  set, automatically converts all incoming programs into 
  reruns of "Gilligan's Island."
* Sidecar II, an IBM PC emulator roughly the size of the Queen Elizabeth
  II luxury liner. Comes complete with torpedos.
* BLAZESCAPE, the ONLY World Wide Web browser capable of connecting to
  ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS. Features multithreading, HTML 6.0, and new
  Virtual Java (TM) which beams cool animations DIRECTLY into your
  CEREBRAL CORTEX with a sledgehammer.
* The AmigaBICEP 5000, their new top-of-the-line computer. In direct
  contrast to the original Amiga 1000, which used an off-the-shelf CPU
  and a custom graphics chipset, BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED has decided to
  use an off-the-shelf graphics chipset and a custom CPU. Known as the
  BLAZEIUM chip, this little speed demon runs at a blazing 2,000,000
  tychohertz (10 to the power 8275, base 19) and features over EIGHT
  BILLION REGISTERS for the ULTIMATE in hardware banging!!!
* And of course, BLAZEMONGER MCXLVII: "FATAL DEATH KILLERS OF
  ARMAGEDDON." [Availability is pending the overturn of the
  Communications Decency Act, and possibly the Geneva Convention.

See you in Chickenmilk!!

Dan

Copyright 1996 by Daniel J. Barrett.

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