'#STAR TREK 'THE MAD GENERATION ' Another Episode The USS EnterPrise on a journey to explore new worlds new lifeforms to go where no man has ever gone before. Captain's Log StarDate 53462.3 I'm commander Guru. Since the previous episode the captain has been on a strike. But as we have to continue our journey, I took over the bridge. Although not everyone was happy with this, I had to do it. After we left our captain on starbase Alfa 4, we continue our trip. This time we had a mission. We had to fly to Octa 11 to get some video's for the ground troops on Alfa 4. As we arrived we found the videostore closed. This was very strange, usually the videostore on Octa 11 is open 24 hours a day. We had to beam down some man to find out what was going on here. >>8܌ I left the bridge to go to the transporter room. Together with two members of the security team I was beamed down to Octa 11. As we arrived everything was normal. But that wasn't for long. As we tried to enter the videostore, a barfsnark jumped out of the middle of nowhere. For a moment we where paralyzed. But than we grabbed our fazers and put them on 'extreme termination' and blew away that ugly thing. We reported this incident to the bridge and asked for backup. As you might not know the Barfsnark's are very dangerous. They kill everything they see. And what me greaves the most is that they eat androids for breakfast (since I'm an android). We had to be very careful, because killing a Barfsnark means getting trouble with the entire poppulation. After a few minutes the backup arrived. Know it was time to investigate the videostore. For the second time we tried to enter the store. This time we succeeded. But as we where in the store, we had a new problem. All the videos where replaced for Barfsnark versions. Even the beavis and butthead videos where in Barfsnark. Lucky enough I had opened an account on the USS Intergalactic Bank. If you open an account here you get a travel translation computer for free. Now we could translate the video's back. After we took about 99 video's (or so) we where beamed up back to the Enterprise. The second part of our quest began here. Translating all the video's we had beamed up. After we translated a dozen video's, we decided to watch some of them. The first one we saw was rocky 199 (if you've seen one you've seen then all). Then we decided to watch back to the future 13. As we where watching, suddenly Michael J. Fox turned into a Barfsnark and jumped out of the TV (After >>8܌ all this is science fiction). That ugly beast destroyed our control panel and pissed against my leg. Now I know for sure, I hate Barfsnark's. to be continued ????? Captain's Log StarDate 53462.5 The Barfsnark's seem to have transformed thierselves into movie characters. Now they try to take over the ship. Can somebody help us? The usual questions: How about something different? Why have the names been changed? Can this story be thru? The usual answer: We come in peace, shoot to kill. Word of a invisible man: Let's play hide and seek, I'll hide and you seek, ok? Writer: M. de Reuver (TKW/CCCP)