--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- as you have never seen them before Originally edited by Eric W. Tilenius Transcribed (BY HAND! :-{ )by S.English Please send your submissions to:  <> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <>  ewtileni@pucc.princeton.edu / ewtileni@pucc.bitnet (for the internet vers) or S.English: 59 Thomas Coke Drive, Thornton, NSW 2322 Australia (for disk ver) and I'll pass it on to Eric as well. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||vv--|| * ||w---|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ COW Cow laden Same cow with milk after milking (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ BULL Same bull after No Bull seeing above cow (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching on Grass muching on Cow in water Cow in trouble grass cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /---------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||-----|| oooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo~~ ~~ oooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow taking a Cow in deep Cow getting the shit shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) /-------\/ U / | || /--- V . * ||----|| * |--| ~~ ~~ Cow at 1 metre Same cow at 100 Same cow at 10,000 metres metres )__( vv vv (oo) ||----|| * *-------\/ || | / / | || /\--------/ / ||----|| (oo) ~~ ~~ (~~) Polish cow Australian cow (__) (__) ___ (__) /-------(oo) ____ (oo) - -(oo) / | ||\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ * ||----|| / | || /| || ~~ ~~ * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow beginning Uni Same cow after Same cow after 6 months at 1 year at Uni Uni (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (++) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who washed down psychedelic mushrooms psychedelic mushrooms with Jolt __ || (__) (_||_) (___) SooS (oo) ( O ) /-------S\/S /-------\/ /-------\ / / | || / | || / | ||V * ||-----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belonged to Abe Lincoln's cow Cyclops cow George Washington (__) (__) (__) /------- (__) (oo) (oo) [##] / | || (oo) \/--------\/ /-------\/ * ||----|---\/ | | / | || ~~ ~ ||------|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belonged to Flash Gordon's This cow belonged to the Dr Doolittle cow Headless Horseman O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ (__) / | || / | || (--) * ||----|| * ||----|| /-\/-\ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ /| |\ ~ | | ~ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the /----\ statue of Liberty / \ \ ~ * ~ Cow sunbathing (What a body huh guys?) (__) ~~ (oo) )\ (__) ~~~~ /-------\/ / \ (oo) ~~~~~ / | || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ * ||----|| ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== Cow that didn't read the ~~~~~~~~~~~/ 'No swimming' sign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (__) (DD) Cow hanging Ten at Malibu /-------\/ / | ||_\_/ * * ||----| \ ~~ ~ \ Cow chugging beers and staring |\ at sunbathers \ | \ (__) \\||\\ (oo) / / / / / // / / / / / / / / / / / \~~ \\ \/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / \\ \|| / / // / / / /------------------- // \\ || / / / / / / (__) | \\ || / / / / / (oo) // / / \\~~ / / / / \/-------\ / / / / \\_ / / / / || *_/ / / / / \_ ||-----|| ~~ ~~ Snow Skiing cow Singing in the rain? (__) (__) (__) (oo)===(oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ /--------\/ / | || || | \ / |x=a(b)|| * ||----|| ||----|| * * ||-----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Siamese Cows Mathematical cow (developed cow-culus) o o \ / \__/ (__) ~ ________(oo) (oo) / / ____ \/ ______ \/ ___/ Disco Cow / | { }|| / /\ / / * ||{____}|| ~ / * / (yup... been snorting ||------|| / ___/ cow-caine) ~~ ~~ *-----/\ / \ Television cow / / (Cow-thode Ray Tube) ~ ~ \~~~~~~~~\ (__) (___) \~~~~~~~~\\ (oo) (o o) *-----\_______\/\/ \ / ~_____/ --- \______~ \--o--/ The Boss ~______\ \S/ /______~ // -----\ \______/ \\/ ~{} /==V===[] \_____\\// It's a bird... a plane \__/ IT'S SUPERCOW! //\\ // \\ // // ~~ ~~ _________________________________________ | | ___________ | \ (__) | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | \\(oo) | JAIL | | |oo| | | /-----\\\/ | | | |\/| | | / | (##) | | |---------| | * ||----||" ________________________________________| ~~ ~~ Cow playing bagpipes. (__) (__) (__) (\/) (\/) ($$) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | 666 || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Asian cow Satanic Cow Yuppie Cow (__) (__) (__) /-------(**) /-'''''-(oo) (oo) / | ||\/ / |'''''||\/ /-------------------\/ * ||----|| * ||''''|| / | || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ * ||----------------|| Lovestruck Cow Cow in Argyle ~~ ~~ __ Stretch Cow (__) (__) /-------(oo) / | |( ) (__) .xxxx. * ||----||() /-------(oo) '(oo)` || || / | ||\/ /-----'-\/ ` ~~ ~~ + ||----|| / | |==========> Cow chewing marbles ~~ ~~ * ||----| (~) Holy Cow! ~~ ~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi (___) (___) * (__) ( ) (o o) \ (OO) /-----\ (-----) \ / \-------\/ | | / / \ 0 8-| || | | | * | 0 | ||----|| | * | ----- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Phone Bull Mechanical Cow Coward (__) ..---.. (oo) _--------_ / \ /-------\/ |__________| BIG | RIP | / | 007 || XXXXXXXXXX | | * ||----|| __________ MAC | | ~~ ~~ |_ _| \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\//////////// Liscensed to kill -------- Elvis's Cow... or is it alive and living in tax exile? (__) (oo) (__) /'~~~-m (__) (oo) / '' ` ) /-------(-o) \/ | /| / | ||\/ ____| \____ | | | | * ||----|| ---/ --** |_____|_| ~~ ~~ *____/ |____// //|| || Winking Cow //---------/ * ~~ ~~ (I think she likes you) //__ Cownt Dracula Marching Cow (__) (__) ( oo THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT CONTRIBUTED!!!!!!!!!! oo ) /\_] [_/\  <> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <%> 34 <>