'#STAR TREK 'THE MAD GENERATION 'Return of Dr. Spock The USS EnterPrise on a journey to explore new worlds new lifeforms to go where no man has ever gone before. Captain's Log StarDate 53461.9 I'm Captain DMA commander of the USS Enterprise. In the previous episode we had some fuel problems but I think they're solved now. We where lucky and have found a subspace gasstation. After filling up we where able to continue our trip. I hope you can immagian how boring it is to sit on the bridge the whole day doing nothing but nosepicking. So we also bought a game console at the subspace gasstation and connected it to the main screen of the control panel. So now we can play Super Mario on a screen of 5 by 2 meters with 100 Watt multi stereo sound. I must say this is really mindblasting. Damn I've lost 8܌ again, commander Guru is very good at this game, he always wins and his name is already in the highscores. I'm still trying to beat the first level. It was getting late so I decided to go to bed. However I couldn't find any sleep, loosing is bad for my image you know. I had to find a trick to win. When everybody was asleep I sneaked out of my room to the bridge. I removed the game cartridge and took it to my room. Now comes the clever part of the plan. With my portable hybrid moon computer I could modify the internal structure of the cartridge. Now the cartridge was modified I only had to type in my name and the console would help me to win the game. The next morning I challanged commander Guru to play al little game. Ofcourse I won with an almost impossible highscore. The commander was very pissed off (he's a bad looser). But after a few laughs we found ourselves in deep deep trouble. What happened? Well commander Guru is a android, normally you won't notice, but if he get's angry he starts to quote Dr Spock. "Everything is logical captain", is his favorite. I guess it's a small error in his software (or the writer is out of any other idea's). As captain of this ship I had a great idea again. With my hybrid moon computer I could reprogram commander Guru's software (again a brilliant idea). But after hours of debugging I still hadn't found the error. I decided it was better to stop with it. At that moment commander Guru smiled and said "I only quoted Dr Spock because it was in the script". I ran to my room and grabbed the script from my table (I'm a smart captain but a lousy actor). Yes it was in the script commander Guru had to quote Dr Spock and I had to play captain Kirk, just to convince him that he wasn't Dr Spock. Sorry but this time the writer had gone to far, I quit, I won't work here any longer. 8܌ Captain's Log StarDate 53462.1 I'm the writer, the USS Enterprise has no longer a captain. Will the crew take over the ship, I don't know. The usual questions: Will there be a new captain? Will there be a new writer? Was this funny? Will the Enterprise discover a new world? Who saved the aardvark? The usual answers: Everything is possible. Word's of a BarfSnark: ' Translation: I'll be back gna gna gna Writer: M. de Reuver (TKW/CCCP)