SURPRISE.EXE - is it really a virus?

  Dear Amiga owners!                                  [date:30/01/94]

 All of the AUTHORS wanna excuse for this file, but it was made in respect to
the behaviour of the organizers at the Party 4... Lots of them thought to
be GOD and did like that! for example:
- They could drunk! alcohol, in spite of not being allowed for us!
- They made lots of people waking up at 7 o'clock in the morning! (just
  for fun! - to show us they were the organizers)
- If they wanted to,they searched for anything illegal in our PRiVATE stuffs!
  (in spite of the fact we didn't have anything illegal - and we even told it
   them!) Is it fair to search in our PRiVATE stuffs?
- even the price of xeroxing was different man by man (the first one copied
  a sheet for 2 dkk, somebody else for 3 dkk and there was one who did
  that for FREE! - it depended on the mood of the organizers!)
But these were just some minor problems, however, they managed to fuck up
our mood and the atmosphere with their behaviour... We travelled more than
2000 km to get this party, but unfortunately we met with narrow-minded
and pigheaded organizers there...

NOBODY (I mean from the programmers) spread this file at all!
All we wanted to do is just to strike back to the organizers because of
their annoying behaviour... We didn't want to harm anybody! (expect for the
organizers) ...

We are really sorry if you got (and run) this file... IT's NOT a VIRUS!!!!! 
It doesn't infect anything and it even not spread itself neither!

                          DELETE AND DON'T RUN IT!

All we wanted to express was our misunderstanding with the organizers....

Comment To:
*** Omr.: VIRUS_AMY                               Dato: 31 Dec 94 11:37:55
*** Fra : Jan Andersen (39:141/127.1)
*** Til : All
*** Emne: Virus Warning !!!!

You needn't afraid... It's not virus, just a small file... If you don't run
this file, then nothing is happening! It ONLY? damage the partition-table!

        WE ARE ALSO AGAINST THE VIRUS-PROGRAMMERS!

           AND WE REALLY SORRY FOR HAVING SPREAD THIS FILE!

                                              [authors of the SURPRISE-intro]
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