Hello there... I hope you find this diskuseful, now for a few notes 
Šabout this disk and other stuff.....
 
SPRINT docs disk 1 wascompiledby PARASITE, with a little help from...
ALAN (for the ST docs...), SHAGRATT & BILLY BONE (for some help with 
Šthe editing), and  all the people who typed in the original docs. I 
Šhave tried to give credit to the people who typed them in, but some I 
Šjust haven't got a clue about, sorry if it was you but I didn't remove 
Šyour name!!. The bulk of this disk is 5 (YES FIVE!) ST SEWER SOFTWARE 
Šdocs disks which I have packed onto 1 disk, and added others I had 
Šfound on an old docs disk, origin unknown. So this is realy 6 docs 
Šdisks condensed onto one megadisk. WOW!!!
 
The menu was written by SHAGRATT for me while I was busy compiling 
Šthis, many thanks go his way, and a jolly nice menu it is too. The 
docs where packed using POWERPACKER TURBO (on best), and the text 
editor which is used for viewing is PPMORE.

If you type in, or just have any docs you can let me have, ST, PC, 
or AMIGA, oldies or brand new (especially brand new!!) then contact us 
on the phone number below.

I am hoping to release a jokes disk in the near future, but I want to 
Šfill it to the brim with pages & pages of packed jokes. So I need 
Šabout 1.6MEG of them. So far I have only about 30K of these, so get 
Štyping and help me, or if you have any then send me the disk, (if you 
Štyped them in or not) all will be retured (HONEST!). (ST or PC jokes 
Šdisks also, I can convert them).

PARASITE WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO THE FOLLOWING:
SHAGRATT, BILLY BONE, CTHULHU, THE MAYLAYSIAN FERRIT, THE TURKISH VAMPIRE, 
PAUL & DAVE, PAUL, VULCAN, GARY, MAVERICK, TOM JONES, SIMON, ***TREV***, 
ZENITH, HAPPY THE MAN, COZY & ZARCH, LES, TOM JONES AND ANY OTHER 
ŠAMIGA CONTACTS WE HAVE, ALL YOU DOCS TYPERS, & AMIGA USERS EVERYWHERE.

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*  DO NOT BUY ANY SOFTWARE FROM THIS MAN, HE IS A PROFESSIONAL       *
*  SOFTWARE PIRATE, AND SELLS CRACKED AMIGA AND ST SOFTWARE 	     *
*  AT TWO POUNDS A TIME. IF YOU SUPPLY HIM PLEASE STOP, IT IS HIS	   *
*  TYPE THAT GIVE THE REST OF US A BAD MEDIA IMAGE!! 		     *
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*  PETER TILL, NEW WALTHAM, GRIMSBY. TELEPHONE: (0472) 825547.       *
*  AND HE DOSEN'T EVEN VIRUS CHECK!!				     *
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NOTE: IF YOU ARE BUYING SOFTWARE FROM A PIRATE, PLEASE STOP. 
READ ANY TEXT FILES ON THE DISKS YOU BOUGHT, LOOK FOR TELEPHONE
CONTACTS AND RING THEM. THE MOST EXPENSIVE YOU SHOULD BE `PAYING`
IS THREE BLANK DISKS IN EXCHANGE FOR SEVEN BEING COPIED. IF YOU
STOP PAYING FOR IT, HE`LL STOP SELLING IT. - OR CONTACT US.
WHY DO YOU THINK THESE PHONE NUNBERS ARE PRINTED ?
THIS DISK IS FREE TO COPY DO NOT PAY ANY MONEY FOR IT!
	

Kissy kissy,
	     PARASITE....

P.S. We always require more contacts, fast and beginners, ST & 
ŠAMIGA. CONTACT SPRINT ON (0427) 611892. We want to hear from YOU!

     Look out for docs disk 2, out in a few days, using a very similar 
Šmenu, with loads of packed docs again. Docs disk 3 will have a nice 
Šnew menu, and so far we've decided not to use music etc. on these disks as 
ŠI consider it a waste of space on a docs disk (you'll all get tired of 
Šthe same tune with every doc anyhow).

     Have you seen the SPRINT COPY DISK1, with TETRA COPY, it makes 
Šcopying fun, fun, fun (It says here).

     Coming soon, SPRINTCOPY, the worlds fastest copier, specially 
Šcatered for cracked software, producing a full backup in about 30-40 
Šseconds with verify on (If all goes according to plan and we don't 
Šfuck up). Contact us for further details.

     When you copied this disk I hoped you remembered to VERIFY & 
VIRUS CHECK it. OK!

     Get in touch with us, Ok. If the phones engaged keep trying!!