³¼EXTREMELY RELEVANT¼³

³¼LISTS - CHAPTER 4¼³



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A you just really tired  of  all  those
commercial letters  sent  to  you  with
stupid offers ?? Well, I am ! But  what
can we do about it ?  Most  people just
have to read what it's all about before
throwing  it  out.  But  it's over now.
Well, for the readers of  this,  it is,
because we can  now  give  you  a  list 
with........

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10 beginnings  of  Commercial  Letters,
which does, that you dont have to  read
on.
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1. This is the  most  important  letter
   you will  ever  recie ve !

2. Do you want to spend 2 dollars a
   week to get a perfect sex-life ?

3. Now the old Sardinians secrets can
   be yours !

4. When did you last win big time in
   the Lottery ??


5. We'll send you this authentic
   Columbian lucky-charm ! FREE !!

6. Give me a quarter a day, and I'll
   show you how to conquer the Uni
   verse.

7. Don't read this if you don't want to
   earn 1000 dollars a week !!

8. Now YOU can re-experience your past
   lives !

9 Civilisations from outer space
  awaits to hear from you !!

10. How you can gain something in the
    comming global break-down !
                            ²Mud/Majic12