³¼DIFFERENT TYPES OF¼³ ³¼YOUNG PEOPLE¼³ ² Have you ever wondered what type you were, and what type your friends were. Well, now you have the chance. Top Secret brings you the typeguide among young people. ³ THE NERD !! ¹He who thinks that, Samantha Fox, Sabrina, NKOTB etc. is Hard Rock and Heavy Metal. He who thinks that (*)Jean C. Van Damme is a great comedian.He who thinks it's in to wear jeans with legs that ends 10 cm. above the ancles. ³THE ATHLETE !! ¹ He who is always using his school- books.....as weights. He who wears a frontlet at funerals. He who has big time trouble with advanced things like numbers and letters. ³THE PUNKER ¹ He who finds his jewellery at the junkyard. He who thinks that "Einsturz- ende Naubauten" is way to commercial. He who steals dogs in front of supermarkets, just to get the collar. ³THE JET SETTER ¹ Her who changes her Time-Manager, so it matches the present fashion colour. Her who would wish that the scientists would hurry up and invent a treatment against sweat. ³THE NAZI ¹ He who thinks that his skin colour automatically qualifies him t o every- thing. He who's always looking for a fight, as long as the superiority is 10 to 1. He who is interested in preserving his country's culture, even though he doesnt know the word culture. ³THE INTELLECTUAL ¹ He who collects scholarships, just for fun. He who invites the girls to the National Library's Newspaper collec- tion. He who is good to know, if you need to know the squareroot of 134.533. ³THE DRUG ADDICT ¹ He who almost can remember what he did last year. He who thinks that schools should start a class called "How to do drugs". He who thinks that "g's", "lines" and "smoke" are monetary units. ²Mud/Majic12 ³(*) -------> ²(*) - Well, Jean Claude Van Damme is really a great comedian. He might not know it, and he might not be interested in being a comedian, but take a look at his movies, check his interviews, and here him talk about himself or just generally, then you know what I mean. This guy is simply too ridicolous !!