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- ³Lord  Stradh/Talent¹  has managed to puke on a friend's coat, turn dead drunk
  twice  within a reasonably short period of time and being carried in the car
  from the party place by his uncle and physics teacher?

- ³Macno/Abnormalia¹  is  probably the most active article writer ever.  Does he
  suffer from the 'I gotta write 100kb every day, no matter quality' disease?

- ³Colorbird/Razor  1911¹  was  most likely hyperactive as a child, and probably
  still is (He is a coder, he swaps, he is the maineditor in Propaganda)?

- ³The  Propaganda staff¹ believe there are too many charts, so they made one by
  themselves  as  well,  wherein  you  can actually vote for people in you own
  group  (No  wonder Spaceballs are doing hot with 150 members..)?  Hell of an
  arrangement!
   
- The  rest  of  the  42  staff  agrees  with Rokdazone/Infect, ³The Pornos¹ are
  actually not funny at all, even though they try pretty hard...?

- Love  versus  Hate is in.  With romantic demos and the message of peace from
  cool dudes, while the bad guys in ²Upstream¹ and ²Abnormalia¹ try desperately to
  be  quick,  funny  and  aggressive  by  encouraging  certain 'tough guys' to
  verbally  slash away on each other.  Our suggestion is if they want a 'war',
  why  don't they save their breaths and fingers typing fuckSHitlAME and start
  practicing Kick Boxing and have a real match-up at the first party?

- The  Swedish  scene  is  truly  the  worst ever?.  Never has such a bunch of
  lamers  and losers seen the daylight.  We bet the swedish legends are crying
 in rage in the graves.

- Scourger/Talent  has  the  ²biggest  recorded feet¹ ever seen on a coder?  You
  better watch you step, otherwise he might actually step on you...

- When  a whale dies by a Norwegian harpoon, rich, corrupted and sleazy ex.pin
  up models gladly pay lots of money to do anything to prevent this?  The next
  thing  they  to is to have a McChicken or a Kentucky Fried Chicken meal, not
  even  PAYING  A  THOUGHT  to the poor little chicken, which brutally got its
  head  torn  off  after  being fed by a machine during its entire life.  Long
  live Greenpeace!

- we,  The  42  staff,  are  looking forward to all the other 'elite' mags get
  around to slag us off in their next issues?

- Boo/Talent  is  probably  the only organizer of a group ²who does not have an
  open  phone-line?¹   Still,  he  does a good job, and sometimes he might even
  call  other  members  from  a  pay-phone!   (hey  Ulf, how about paying that
  bill...??)
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- Lord  Helmet/Spaceballs was actually having big time trouble conversing with
  Cindy/Talent  on the phone, he was stottering and appeared very unsure about
  the  whole situation, according to Cindy.  Shame on you, Helmy!  You gave us
  the  notion  that  you  were the ultimate ¹super-cool stud², not a soft-spoken
  whimp!¹

- Oepir  Risti  is a new and innovative magazine by ²Citron., which is the most
  innovative,  impressively,  brain  blasting  name ever given to a group!¹  No
  wonder  non-computer  interested people look upon the Amiga scene as a bunch
  of fruits and VEGETABLES :  read brain dead!  We praise the melons, bananas,
  citrons and the now rotten and dead lemons....  By the way, why discriminate
  against  the  oranges, the peaches, or anything else fruity?  By the way, do
  the Citron dudes have a secret passion for sharks?

- Kefrens  claim  to  have a direct connection to the forces of Ankh, and king
  Kefren himself?  Yeah right, and we have a direct link to Odin.

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