½³The Usual Interview
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¹RokDee: 
   Hello,  this  is  the marvellous(!)
LUNATICS  BALL  live from the CEBIT 94
and  we  are about to interview a very
important scener who - as he is active
in  illegal  matters - wants to remain
anonymous...

³Anonym Scener:
   Also hello, I am a 17 year old German
and  I  am member of an totally anonym
group  that  I've joined in late 1993.
Before  I  was  member of some further
anonym groups and I am active on AMIGA
since...

¹RokDee:  Hehehe, Shut up!

³Anonym Lamer:  What?

¹RokDee:  Hehehe... Ehrm, suxx. Hehe...

³Androgyn Vainer:  I think, I know this
from somewhere.

¹RokDee:  Hehehehe....  Pull my finger.

³Amphetamine   Gainer:
(Does  it which results in a fart from
RokDee)   *Well,   I  guess  I  should
continue  myself - it's those standard
questions anyway* ...  where were I?

¹RokDee:  Ehrm, ...  hehehehe.

³Apathic  Onanator:  I...  I started on
AMIGA  in  late 1993 and was member in
decent anonym groups...

¹RokDee:  Shut up!  Hehehe...

³Dramatic  Pulsator:...like Quartex and
Crystal...   as  cracker.  *Ooops!* (A
policeman nearby gets interested)

¹RokDee:   Cooool...  Ehrm, hehehehe...
Pull my finger.  Hehehehe...

³Organitic  Emulator:   No  thank  you.
Well, my favourite group is anon...

¹RokDee:   You  have  a  pimple in your
nose!   Hehehehe.  Ee-ehrm.  Hehehe...
Suxx!

³Apathic Imperator:  ...  is anonym...

¹RokDee:    Hehehe.    It's   yellow...
Hehehe!  Yellow pimples are cool.

³A-go-gonic Stimulator:  ...  is Melon.
And  my  favourite  food are pimple...
pizzas and I love to drink parties and
go on beer...

¹RokDee:   Ehrm...   Do you have a card
with your name on?

³Och-san-geen Elevator:  ...and I am so
illegal  that  the cops would catch me
as soon as...

¹RokDee:  Hehehe...  Do you have a card
with your name on, dude?

³Dismissive  Triumphator:  ...  as soon
as   my   real   identity   would  get
revealed!  And...

¹RokDee:   Ehrm,...  Do you have a card
with your name on?  A-hehehe...

³Perogative  Terminator:   WHAT  DO YOU
WANT, YOU BASTARD?!?

³RokDee:   Ehrm,  I  wanna  know if you
gotta  card  with your name and adress
on.  Hehehe...

¹Semantic Organisator:  Yes, I have one
in fact.  Why?

³RokDee:   Hehehe...   Ehrm, I gave the
one  you've lost to the cop over there
and  told  him  that you called him an
asshole.

In  the very next scene, the Asthmatic
Purchaser  gets  hidden  by  a  mob of
policemen  that all beat him up whilst
RokDee   gets  of  the  take  and  the
titlemelody is played.

³RokDee:  Hey, E-NOZ!

²Anarchistic  Senator:   (taking  off a
mask  under  which  E-NOZ/SPEEDY  gets
visible) Yes?

³RokDee:   I  think  we've  got it.  We
filled another article.

²E-NOZ:  yeah, right and we gave a fine
example   on   how   to   impress  and
entertain  MTV-addicted schoolkids, by
performing something they are used to.

³RokDee:  Ehrm, yeah!  Cool.  Hehehe...
MTV suxx!  Hehehehe...

²E-NOZ:   Oh, shut up, asswipe!