²½RokDaZone is a gay!
¼
²by RokDaZone/Infect
¹
   RokDaZone/Infect  is a gay!  He was
supportedly be seen together with some
35  year-old  transexuals at the "Pink
Penguin"-gayclub on St.Pauli.

   If  this  was  the kind of news you
wanted  to  get  in  here,  I  have to
disappoint you.  No, I ain't gay, I am
in  fact  heterosexual as I don't want
to say "normal".  If you don't believe
me,   ask   my   boy...   -  pardon  -
girlfriend.  Too bad,eh?  Got you!

   Ask  yourself for a second, "why am
I  reading an article like this?" Yes,
come  on.   What is interesting in the
plain fact that someone from the scene
prefers  men  as  partners  for sexual
intercourses?  Tell me.  Is it because
you  are lusting for a victim from the
gutter  press?   Do  you  try  to have
another  scapegoat?  Or is it - maybe,
just   maybe   -   your   own   latent
homosexual desire?

²   Studies  in  the mid-seventies have
pointed  out  that  everyone  from the
humanspecies  (not  to  say  from  any
species)    has    latent   homosexual
ambitions.  Over the years, 30 percent
of  all  adults  find themselves being
homo-  or bisexual, from which only 10
percent come out and live their way of
life.    Now,  something  mindblowing:
More than 45 percent of all adults had
made   their  homosexual  experiences.
The  absolute  majority in an age from
12  -  25 years.  Just the span of age
of the average sceners!

   Now,  let  me calculate...  Getting
it   into   a  sum...   divided  by...
Fasten your seatbelts, folks:

   Every 20th of us sceners isn't only
latent,  but  absolute  homosexual  or
bisexual.   Every  40th must therefore
in  fact  have a boyfriend or at least
something changing between !

   Ah,  I  guess I will disbanded from
any   "Most   popular   Editor"-charts
because  of this, but I like this kind
of abstract mind-games.

   Saying that at The Party III, there
were  2600 folks present, at least 130
of  them  were  absolute  gay.  Do you
remember   the  sleepinghalls?   Their
huddled crowded athmosphere?  Have you
been  one of the lucky ones lying next
to  one  of  Them?   Or are you one of
those  who  wished  to creep nearer to
the sleeping warm body next to you?

   Have  you  ever felt a pain in your
ass when awaking?

   Of course you didn't!  But why?  We
had  130  paying gays in our middle...
I  can't  remember how many times I've
heared that this or that person has to
be  a  ²"pervert homosexual pig"¹ - calm
down,   mates,   the  dudes  you  were
thinking    of   weren't   gay.    The
homosexual  one was that mate with him
you  had  a  chat  for  an entire hour
maybe  even  drinking  some beers with
him.   You  have  taken him in the arm
chanting (if not yelling):  "We aaaare
the  schampions!!"  with  him, haven't
you?   But how can that be?  He was so
damned "normal"...

   Maybe  that's the mistake since the
average  scener  feels  himself  to be
veeeeeery special.  So is to be normal
to   be   pervert?   What  is  pervert
anyhow?
   It  is hard to realise that - let's
say  -  ²Gengis/Complex  c o u l d have
programmed  Origin  before  dating his
boyfriend,  eh?¹  Or (hehe, that hurts)
³Lone Starr's female dancers weren't in
fact girls but transsexuals.¹  Even the
idea  make  your  balls turning green,
hmmm?   Especially,  since  I  presume
that  at least one dude from the scene
got  one of the wrist when glancing at
Nine  Fingers.   You  are a very lucky
mate, little boy!

No,  to  become serious again.  I know
not  few  from  the sceners bunch, but
strangely,  only  one  of them told me
openly  about  the  way he feels.  But
many  turn  quite  when  it  comes  to
joking  about  this  topic.   Why, eh?
Just  one  who  proves me to be right.
He's  a  bisexual  and  his name is...
Have  you  really  expected me to give
you  that?   No way!  Hint:  He WAS at
The Party III.  Hahahah...