²ĵ The Obligatory Interview ²by RokDaZone/Infect ıRokDee: Hello, this is the marvellous Lunatics Ball live from the CeBit 94 and we are about to interview a very important scener who - as he is active in illegal matters - wants to remain anonymous... ³Anonym Scener: Also hello, I am a 17 year old German and I am member of an totally anonym group that I've joined in late 1993. Before I was member of some further anonym groups and I am active on Amiga since... ıRokDee: Hehehe, Shut up! ³Anonym Lamer: What? ıRokDee: Hehe... Ehrm, suxx. Hehe... ³Androgyn Vainer: I think, I know this from somewhere. ıRokDee: Hehe.... Pull my finger. ³Amphetamine Gainer: (Does it which results in a fart from RokDee) *Well, I guess I should continue myself - it's those standard questions anyway* ... where were I? ıRokDee: Ehrm, ... hehe... ³Apathic Onanator: I... I started on AMIGA in late 1993 and was member in decent anonym groups... ıRokDee: Shut up! Hehe... ³Dramatic Pulsator: ...like Quartex and Crystal... as cracker. *Ooops!* (A policeman nearby gets interested) ıRokDee: Cooool... Ehrm, hehehe... Pull my finger. Hehe... ³Organitic Emulator: No thank you. Well, my favourite group is anon... ıRokDee: You have a pimple in your nose! Hehehehe. Ee-ehrm. Hehehe... Suxx! ³Apathic Imperator: ... is anonym... ıRokDee: Hehehe. It's yellow... Hehehe! Yellow pimples are cool. ³A-go-gonic Stimulator: ... is Melon. And my favourite food are pimple... pizzas and I love to drink parties and go on beer... ıRokDee: Ehrm... Do you have a card with your name on? ³Och-san-geen Elevator: ...and I am so illegal that the cops would catch me as soon as... ıRokDee: Hehehe... Do you have a card with your name on, dude? ³Dismissive Triumphator: ... as soon as my real identity would get revealed! And... ıRokDee: Ehrm,... Do you have a card with your name on? A-hehehe... ³Perogative Terminator: WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU BASTARD?!? ıRokDee: Ehrm, I wanna know if you gotta card with your name and adress on. Hehehe... ³Semantic Organisator: Yes, I have one in fact. Why? ıRokDee: Hehehe... Ehrm, I gave the one you've lost to the cop over there and told him that you called him an asshole. ²In the very next scene, the Asthmatic Purchaser gets hidden by a mob of policemen that all beat him up whilst RokDee gets of the take and the titlemelody is played. ıRokDee: Hey, E-NOZ! ³Anarchistic Senator: (taking off a mask under which E-NOZ/SPEEDY gets visible) Yes? ıRokDee: I think we've got it. We filled another article. ³E-NOZ: Yeah, right and we gave a fine example on how to impress and entertain MTV-addicted schoolkids, by performing something they are used to. ıRokDee: Ehrm, yeah! Cool. Hehehe... MTV suxx! Hehehehe... ³E-NOZ: Oh, shut up, asswipe!