|1-One Day in...


|2-Freshney Place...







|1-Freak gets Paranoid!



                   a strange experience recounted by
                    Freak/NFA and Aladdin Sane/iNDi

Picture  the  scene,  Grimsby  Town  Centre  - rotting fish heads every-
bloody-where!   - the air is filled with the pungent aroma of fish-meal.
We're gannin' through the precinct and there are birds a-go-go.

Young lasses - each no more than sixteen years old - turned to Freak and
gave  him  -  wait  for  it  -  a  massive  blow  job, well, rather less
interestingly  it  was  a  rather peculiar stare.  A kind of an "Animal,
Mineral or Vegetable?" kind of look!

      [You're just jealous cos' they wern't looking at you - F.ed]
   [If they had been vaguely effeminate, and over 16 years old - AS]

Freak  is bothered.  Freak checks his hair for birdy-turd.  Freak checks
his  flies,  until  I  point  out  they'd  be  rolling  on  the floor in
hysterical fits of laughter if his todger was showing!

Freak  writes:  The point is that it didn't just happen once, every 5-10
minutes  there'd  be  another  female  type  giving  me  the glad eye, I
couldn't stand it much longer!

      [You never have been able to keep things up very long! - AS]

    Besides, his Captain Scarlet underpants are more than a match
    for his manhood!  Der, dum dum, dum dum dum dum!

Never  mind  my CS undergarments!  Anyway, the number of occurrences was
sufficient  to  persuade  A.S that I was getting far too much attention,
and  he  carelessly  (!)  neglected  to  inform  me of the presence of a
scantily-clad  13-yr old (Not that I'm into 13-yr olds, it's the thought
that counts   ß-o ).

This (suspected) 13 year old was hanging 'round while Freak was chatting
to someone in Diamond Cable!  He's obsessed with telecommunications over
and  above his interest in wimmin [Not quite true - I want a cable phone
so that I don't have to spend a fortune phoning my girlfriend, it's just
a coincidence that I find fibre-optic technology fascinating - F.ed].

This  continued  throughout  the duration of our little soujourn, and it
began  to  get  on  Freak's  rather  ample  titties!  Scarily, Freak was
beginning   to   find   the   assembled  matriarchal  population  rather
attractive,  also.   (Freak  fancies  mothers!)  In  ITV  speak,  he's a
Freakin' Mother-Freaker!

[Eh?   At least I don't talk longingly about hanging around at on of the
local schools in my Fiat Panda!  - F.ed]

That's all folks!

ASLYA

                    aLaDDiN SAnE        Freak of NFA
                    (1974 - 199?)       (Then - Now)

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