THE BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD EXPERIENCE PART I (Wayne / ILS & Taboo) 5 MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head(tm) 3 THE BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD EXPERIENCE 1 Geffen Records (c)1993 Version 1.OO ASCII Typed Transcription Transcribed by 3Jason Patterson 1 (crunchy@freenet.fsu.edu) and 5Peter Bell 1 (bknight@freenet.fsu.edu) Thanks go to 5Mike Judge 1 for his Obscene Creativity -denotes dialogue spoken by Innocent by-standers (i.e. Anthrax, Run DMC, Cher) ! denotes dialogue spoken by 'Curly' % denotes dialogue spoken by Beavis * denotes dialogue spoken by Butt-Head > denotes dialogue spoken by both Beavis and Butt-Head -v- denotes beginning of dialogue spoken by bnb b/w songs -^- denotes end of dialogue spoken by bnb b/w songs 5NOTE: 1All lyrics will be in lower case. Don't flip out. 52ND NOTE:1 Please send any and all corrections via e-mail, crunchy@freenet.fsu.edu, my internet address. 5ALSO NOTE: 1 Laughing by Beavis, no matter how long, will be denoted by "heh heh" only. 5PLEASE NOTE THIS ALSO: 1 Laughing by Butt-Head, no matter how long, will be denoted by "huh huh" only. 3THANK YOU FOR NOTING THE PREVIOUSLY NOTED. 1 5 SONG:1 I Hate Myself And Want To Die Performed by: Nirvana 3 -v- - ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to rock? will you please welcome beavis and butt-head! > (singing guitar music) 3 * shut up beavis, that's not how it goes, uhh.. this is cool. so like, here's one we just wrote. uhhumm! -^- 5 running bells in running yoke even if you have a cold still you can cough on me again i'll still have a rite to fufill and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome broken heart and broken bones finger blast and catch them with horse gills one more corky bitchy phrase you don't wanna wanna read them and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome running bells in running yoke even if you have a cold still you can cough on me again i'll still have a rite to fufill and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome and the something was awesome 3 -v- * whoa, huh huh, that kicked ass. % yeah, yeah. heh.. it ruled, it ruled! heh heh.. -^- 5SONG:1 Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun Performed by: Anthrax 3 -v- * hey beavis, remember that time we partied with anthrax? % yeah, we were cool.. heh heh. (dream music) * whoa beavis, check out this bus, i bet they're's some cool band on there! % yeah, let's go check it out. * i'm there dude. uhh, is there anyone like, cool in there? - what do you 2 guys want? * whoa! it's anthrax! % yeah, yeah, yeah, it's anthrax, that's scott! * uhh, my name's butt-head, and this is beavis. % yeah, yeah.. - hey what's up guys, i'm scott. - hi, i'm charlie. - i'm john, how ya doin' * uhh, pretty good. % yeah, yeah, heh heh.. - you guys wanna come on the bus? * whoa! % yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! * uhh, you guys like, rule. % yeah, yeah, yeah, you rule, you guys kick ass! - dude, what's up wit your hair? * uhh, you got a problem with my hair? - how come they're's no hair on the sides? * i thought it looks kinda cool. - i think you look like a dick. % yeah, yeah, heh heh, you look like a dick. heh heh.. - hah, hah, there ya go. * shut up beavis, don't make me kick your ass again. So uh, you guys have, like, any chicks back there? % yeah, yeah, let's check it out. - nah, i just got a bunch of photo albums. * whoa! % yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! show us pictures! - should we show 'em the photo albums? * uhh, are they naked? - oh, they're naked all right. * whoa! - you think you can you handle it? * i can "handle" it. % yeah, yeah, i can handle it too! heh heh! * settle down beavis. - they posed like letters of the alphabet. - yeah you should see 'o' and 'u'. * whoa! naked chicks! % yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! naked, naked chicks! yeah! heh heh... - you guys haven't seen too many pictures of naked girls, have you. * uhh, well, uhh, huh huh, i saw beavis's mom naked. % shut up butt-head. - yeah, so did i, i think she's jay. hah hah. * why don't you go and read some spider-man comics, beavis. - hey where'd the photo album go anyway? - i think i see the blond kid run in the back with it. - oh man, jerk! - butt-head, you better get your friend out of there right away man, this ain't cool at all. * uhh, beavis , uhh, are you like taking a dump? % yeah, yeah, yeah, heh heh, yeah, heh heh. * beavis, you're in there with a photo album of naked chicks and you're taking a dump? - yeah, yeah, heh heh, yeah. - what's up with that? - idiot. * these guys are like gonna, kick our ass if you don't get out of there right now. % no way, butt-head. * beavis, beavis? - it stinks. * uhh, so like uhh, huh huh, can we like, you know, hang out with you guys for like a really long time? % yeah, yeah, me too.. heh heh. yeah, like go on tour with you and stuff. - yeah right. uhh, it was really nice meeting you guys, but, uhh, i think you gotta go now, curly, c'mere get rid of 'em. * uhh, but like, you know, maybe like, just for a little while? - uhh, no. - i don't think so. - nope. - uhh, i think you better get outta here before we break your legs. * you got any beer and stuff, uh huh huh. - get out. - yeah. ! you gotta go now. - get out.. ! off! % no wait.. ! off! % no wait.. ! off! % no wait.. ! off! % ahh! - get out! ! off! ! off! ! off! - idiots. - and look what the little guy did with the photo album.. - oh man.. they're all stuck together.. -^- 5 rolling down the hill snowballing getting bigger an explosion in the chamber the hammer from the trigger i seen him get stabbed i watched the blood spill out he had more cuts than my man mike chillout 24 is my age 22 is my gauge i'm writing rhymes on a page i'm going off in a rage 'cause i'm out on a mission a stolen car mission had a small problem with the transmission 3 on the tree in the middle of the night i have this thing on my head cause i got into a fist fight life comes in phases take the good with the bad you bought those coins on the street and you know you got had because it's all high spirit you know you gotta hear it don't touch the mike baby don't come near it it's gonna get ya it's gonna get ya it's gonna get ya it's gonna get ya looking down the barrel of a gun son of a gun son of a bitch getting paid getting rich ultra violence running through my head cold medina y'all making me see red rapid fire louie like rambo got bullets i'm a gonna die harder like my man bruce willis i love girlies waxing and milking got more cheatin' my man dave scilkin predetermined destiny is who i am you got your finger on the trigger like the son of sam i am like clockwork orange going off on the town i've got homeboy bonanza to beat your ass down i'm mad at my desk and i'm writing all curse words expressing my aggressions through my schizophrenic verse words you're a headless chicken chasin' a sucker free basin looking for a fist to put your face in you get hip get hip don't slip you knuckle heads racism is schism on the serious tip 4 SONG: 1Come To Butt-Head Performed by: Beavis And Butt-Head 3 * oooo... huh huh... come to butt-head. huh huh... % heh heh... * come a little closer. let me... touch you. huh huh... that would be cool. huh huh... let me feel you near me. huh huh... % heh heh... yeah! let me feel you. * i would like, do something that really sucks... for you love. huh huh... i would like, do... homework and stuff... % wussie. heh heh... * ... for your love. come to butt-head. huh huh... come a little closer. % heh heh... yeah, yeah! closer. closer! heh heh... * shut up, beavis! huh huh... baby, if i like, gave you some money, would you make out with me? huh huh... that would be cool. huh huh... % yeah, yeah! heh heh... I've got 75 cents. heh heh... yeah. * and i've got like, 50 cents. so that would be... uh... uh... like, uh.. ya know, like... like a dollar. come to butt-head. huh huh... come a little closer to me. huh huh... hey, baby. huh huh... uh, wanna, uh, do it? huh huh... % yeah, heh heh, yeah, yeah. ya wanna do it? heh heh, yeah, heh heh, that would be cool. heh heh... * baby, every part of me, wants to be touching every part of you. % hey, butt-head, what time is it? i think cops is on. they're gonna show some domestic disputes and stuff. * i just wanna feel every part of me, touching every part of you... huh huh... especially your thingies. huh huh... % oh yeah, yeah... > heh heh, huh huh... % thingies! heh heh... * that would be cool, huh huh... ya know, baby. huh huh... i just wanna feel myself... uh, uhhh... huh huh... % heh heh... yeah, feel myself. heh heh... me too. heh heh... yeah, yeah. heh heh... * huh huh... come to butt-head. huh huh... come a little closer. uh... i'm like, a doctor. uhhh... an orthodontist. i'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, take off your clothes. huh huh... % yeah, me too. heh heh.. i'm a doctor, too. heh heh... like bones. bones! i've got an naked crewman... * shut up, beavis! i was about to score! % oh yeah... no way, butt-head! you were just gonna like, spank your monkey. heh heh... yeah. * huh huh... that would've been cool. huh huh... sometimes you have to like, act like a wuss, ya know, to get chicks and stuff. huh huh... % yeah. heh heh... but it's like, you always act like a wuss, and you never get any chicks. * yeah, because your butt-munch ass is always hanging around. huh huh... % oh yeah. heh heh... * huh huh... let's go do something cool. huh huh... % heh heh... yeah, yeah. let's go like, break something. * yeah. huh huh... that's a good idea. huh huh... % yeah, heh heh... let's break stuff. break it. break it, break it! heh heh... breakin' the law, breakin' the law. heh heh... > huh huh, heh heh... 5 SONG:1 99 Ways To Die Performed by: Megadeth 5 if i see the mornin' i would i have one more yesterday a date last from tomorrow cause i've burned out my today if i get up top i know i'll just go back and kneel got a cure with no future and it's time to rock my world i get another blast of courage and a shot of thorazine not ready to see you yet 99 ways to die not ready to see you yet got a sore to with me in those wringing my hands in dismay a poor innocent maniacs when dues dead in the break but he got no last words to say streak right up my spine the burn in my mouth was real and a taste that blew my mind yeah in a black tie and straight jacket man i'm gonna try again perhaps i didn't test but try on this tie nevermind the scream there is slowly dozen danger in the socket of my eye a playground of illusion know them place they only die there's a prison in my mind and the bars are gonna break i'm as mad as a hatter and strung out just the same tryin' to make morals last feelin' from me not ready ready ready not ready ready ready not ready ready ready ninety-nine ninety-nine! 3 -v- * woah! huh huh... % heh heh... yeah. * now that was cool! huh huh... % yeah, yeah! ninety nine ninety nine ways to die! heh heh... * huh huh... yeah. huh huh... -^-