@3Definition of the Amiga Owner:  By a P.C owner.

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An Amiga owner is one who thinks he/she has the best system in the world

They usually can't spell corrctlie becus thir thik.

They think that they're the only ones who can multi-task

They think their platform is the centre of the uny verse 
                     (O.K I think we get that joke now!)

They're Smelly

They think that they only have to add 4 Meg and their machine is amazing

They hate buying hard-drives

They will all suffer RDSI- (repetitive Disk Swap Injury)

(P.C owners will suffer from RCI, Repetitive Configuring Injury-Ed.)

Someone who thinks an animated matchstick man is original    #7More>>>
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They need two drives

CD-ROM is a foreign language to them

Someone who has great difficulty in adding extra peripherals internally-
apart from one hard-drive and some RAM.

They have to be taught how to buy games

They have to be trained in buying Amiga games

No-one ever uses them for Internet access, cos they're poo.



They think P.Cs crash all the time... Damn! I've been typing all of this

time and I forgot to plug the keyboard in. Hang on a minute, my P.Cs 

crashed! Oh I mean, I need the toilet.

They think P.C owners have to configure their computer everytime

they load something new. Damn I won't be able to play worms until #7More>>>
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tomorrow... I mean I'm going out tonight so I don't have time to

use my P.C

Amiga owners think workbench is the best OS around. Hi Dad, was that

autoexec.bat I had to type in or auto.exe.bat? 

I mean err. Oh sod it, I'd better get my Amiga 1200 out of the cupboard,

this little falsity isn't working.


We like to be fair here at A.F. See M>S>Cs objective, serious

definition of a P>C owner (same section as this article type thing).