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                          By Mic Flair/Eltech

  Right,  here  I  am again, with a VERY important file, it will one day
appear in your life, and you will remember this file..  Yes, I'm talking
about shopping.  Well, ya ever got to the trolleys, and found you had no
quid  to stick in der?  Well, here is the way around it!  I know this is
totally  bollox  to most of you, but, I thought I'd tell the odd few out
there who may be interested!

   Okay,  grab  ya  self a piece of metal, like a thin pole, a needle, a
matchstick,  a  small  twig,  anything  like  that.   It's gotta be hard
though..   oooerrr.   Rite,  now...   I can't draw a diagram, as it's to
hard  in  ascii, and I'm no ascii dewd.  So, ya gotta listen well.  This
works  for  sure  on  most  of  the trolleys you will find in Morrison's
supermarkets,  and  maybe  the  others.  But all trolleys made by a firm
called  Winzo,  or Wizo, or something like that.  Right, look on the bit
where you place your quid.  Now, if you look in the corner of the circle
(???   Just try to follow...) there is a little knotch.  Shove your thin
hard  thing  in  there, now, keeping it in place, push the thing in that
would normally push your quid in, at the same time pushing the thin hard
thing in there..  rite.  Now, when ya can't push no further cause ya rod
is  in  da  way, slowly - being the key word here - pull your thing out,
and  the  same time - pushing the quid holder in still.., and bingo.  Ya
should have a trolley, it WILL take a bit of practice, but eventually ya
should  do  it within a second.  I just work Part-time in a supermarket,
and its what I do, so, I know it works.

                      Now, some of you are saying,

 "Yer, kewl Mic, but why not just put da quid in to save all da hassle?"

 Well  m8,  okay,  I  guess  that's  true.   BUT, I found a load of kids
conning the customers once. And this is how they did it:

   Right,  get  ya  trolley  out, quidless of course, and stand near the
point  where most of the people collect theres from, when they are going
in  the  store.   Right,  pick an unsuspecting woman or guy who are just
going to get a trolley, and say to them,

            "There ya are, I was just gonna put it back in."

  And  then  you  take there quid, and give them the trolley *WHICH THEY
THINK  HAS  A  QUID  IN IT...* ahh, so, when they come back, they put it
back..   bang.   No quid in there!!  And your off down da boozer.  So, I
spose ya could make a quick tenner on this after all!  Ya best bet is to
get  some  kid to do it for ya, and give em a quid or 2 out of it.  Wow,
the  things  I do for you lot..  have fun now, and remember to vanish b4
the  first customer ya conned has finished there shoppin!  hehe :) Until
next time..  happy shopping peeps.


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