|2-RUBBER RULES








        Just  a  few silly little statements that you should always keep
handy  if  you are stuck for something to say at a party, or if you need
aa  phrase  to  remember  when  thinking  of  having a quickie with your
partner...

    A) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

    B) Cover your stump before you hump.

    C) Don't be silly, protect your willy.

    D) When in doubt, shroud your sprout.

    E) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

    F) If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

    G) If you slip between her thighs, condomize.

    H) If you go into heat, wrap your meat.

    I) Wrap in foil before checking her oil.

    J) Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

    K) It will be sweeter, if you wrap your Peter.

    L) While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis.

    M) When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your mouse.

    N) Never ever deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

    O) The right selection is to protect your erection.

    P) A crank with armour will never harm her.

    Q) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

    R) If you really love her, wear a cover.

    S) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.

    T) Especially in december, gift wrap your member.

    U) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

    V) Sex is cleaner with a packet weiner.

    W) No glove, no love.

                             By Anon / iNDi