|2-Mike's Rhyme time








|1-By Mike/QI



And now, children, Mikey will read you some lovely rhymes....



|1-The Grand old Duke of York



                       Oh, The Grand old Duke of York
                       He had ten thousand men
                       Dirty Bastard.



|1-Three Blind Mice



                            Three blind mice
                            Three blind mice
                            see how they run
                            see how they run
                            stupid little shits.



|1-Rock-a-bye baby



              Rock-a-bye baby
              on the tree-top
              When the bough breaks
              The cradle will drop
              And the NSPCC will come after you and take the baby away,
              then take you to court for child abuse.



|1-Georgie Porgie



              Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
              That's  a  STUPID  first  line,  so  I'm not even going to
              bother  thinking  of  anything mildly amusing to put here.
              Pudding and pie?  what relevence is that.  Stupid git.



|1-Baa baa black sheep



          Baa baa black sheep , have you any wool?
          What the hell are you talking to the sheep for you thick twat?
          Sheep can't talk you know!



|1-A hunting we shall go



         A hunting we shall go,
         A hunting we shall go,
         Then get the shit kicked out of us by animal rights protesters.



|1-Mary



                   Mary had a little lamb,
                   It's fleece as white as snow
                   And when Daddy shipped it off to France
                   It died of suffocation.