|2-Oi!  Freak!  NO!!!







Much  as  I  admire  your innate coding talents, and your unquestionable
ability to diffuse situations of political unrest in third world nations
is  beyond  compare,  but  if  you  were  to come `round my granny flat,
professing  your  love  to  my  pet  iguana,  and you were to force your
attentions  upon  said  saurian  companion,  I  would have to give you a
SLAP!!!



What annoys me even MORE is the fact that you put EVERY SINGLE ONE of my
articles that I submit into the "Utter Bollocks" section.

WHY?   My  articles  are  somuch  more  than mere expressions of a given
belief or doctrine, they are invaluable philosophies!

SO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER OR ELSE!!!

See ya, lover...

Aladdin Sane
(1974 - 199?)