|1-A Husband and his wife


                         By Trademark of Gazza

                        (a man on his death bed)

man : Doris I was in Two world wars, you were by my side!

wife: Yes, I was.

man : I want into a concentration camp, you were by my side!

wife: That's right I was.

man : I opened a business, it went bankrupt. you were by my side!

wife: so, What are you getting at???

man : your a fucking jinx!!!