Daniel Thornton... you're worrying me!

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             A quick reply, it has to be quick because after
             typing it I'll have to get back to the shelter,
             you know, so the Men In Black won't find me...

Oh Toffee boy, you've really done it now!  What am I meant to do instead
of  relaxing on a nighttime?  I am now completely paranoid and I suspect
every  stranger  I see on the street of plotting against me.  Bill Gates
is  firmly  engraved  on my subconcious and I see him and his minions in
everything I do, is there no hope for me?

Even  the  lovely girl who cuts my hair is under investigation, only the
other day she said to me "Didn't recognise you when you came in" and "We
haven't  seen  YOU for a while".  Is this because they're checking up on
me?  Reporting back to Big Bad Bill?

My  house!  My house!  I noticed just the other day that the majority of
weeds in the garden had disappeared.  At first I put it down to the lack
of  water, heat and sunlight, but now I know the truth!  It is BILL!  He
has  found  me and has come to claim my sole.  How will I escape him?  I
change  my phone supplier soon, I have already changed my E-Mail address
and web page, perhaps I should move?

Bugs!   Bugs  everywhere!   I  see spiders in odd corners of the room, I
used  to  think they were my friends, catching and eating those horrible
buzzy,  unhygeinic "fly" things, but now I know the TRUTH!  They are the
servants  of Satan - BILL!  I cannot bring myself to touch them, they're
slowly taking over the room, aaargh!

The same two black cars have parked outside my house every Tuesday for a
whole month now, I used to think they belonged to Video and Aladdin Sane
but  now I'm not so sure.  Could they be working for BILL?  They know of
my  hatred  for  him, are they reporting back on my every move and every
utterance?  Video has known me from school, how long has he been on "The
Other Side"?

I must go, I have been here too long already...



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