MICROSOFT
¢After  WINDOWS 95 got copied that much
in   Hong   Kong   and   other   asian
countries,  Microsoft  Boss Bill Gates
got  angy  and  decided  to open a new
department in his company.

This  departments  job is to ¾terminate
the   whole  illegal  computer  scene!
¢Microsoft   employees  call  the  guys
working  for  this  department "Bill's
Headhunters".   And  believe it or not
but   Bill  Gates  has  the  power  to
terminate  the  scene.   Most  of  his
anti-piracy-staff  consists  of ex CIA
and  AT&T  people  who are now working
for Bill Gates (not joking).

More than 56 guys are working for this
department  up  to now.  At the moment
they  are  busting pirates in asia but
at  the  end of this year they want to
start their global actions.  They have
more  than  ²20MB of global (black) bbs
lists   ¢and  want  to  validate  every
single  bbs  which is on their fucking
lists.   They plan also some action in
the  Internet  but my friend could not
get detailed information on it.

½Well,  who  will  pay  this?  Fuck you
Bill!

¢I  got this informations directly from
a  guy  working  at Microsoft/Redmond.
No  names  of  course.   He  worked on
WinWord     and     other    Microsoft
productions and is no fucking liar for
sure.

Lets  hope  the  best  for  us all and
DON'T  post  this text to the Internet
because  Microsoft  has already an eye
on it!
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