0¶212¹HOW TO GET RID OF SHIT
1                               35by Casket/Damones

21On  the  summer  of  1992  a  famous  scientist,  c-TATU!-  2was  his name, made a
remarkable research on how to lost a pile of shit.  These are the notes from the
research:

If  you/your  parents own an old house in the country, it might just have an old
privy,  with a  lot  of  shit  under it.  The pile gets bigger all the time when
you're  visiting the peace and quiet of the privy, and there is no stopping this
pile from growing so large you'll have to build a new privy.

You  can,  of course, bshovel the whole pile to a nearby lake (or a river)2, but I
won't  suggest  that,  since  the  other inhabitants around the water area, just
might not like it (unless if they are doing it too all the time).

But  more  profitable  and better ways can be found - like btry selling it2.  Tell
the  customer  it is the shit of the ancient mayas.  Or that it is very fuel for
your fireplace, just let it dry on your backyard for couple of weeks.

Or  btell  some  UFO-scientists that this pile of c.r.a.p.  (Contemtible Rhubarb-
APology)  dropped down from a flying Ronald Reagan2, and they will pay you riches
and you will be on television.

If  you're  too  lazy to go to see a scientist, btell your neighbour about it and
then  sell  the whole load to him2.  Also try telling him/her that they started a
competition on the telly to find the most largest pile of shit.  Of course he'll
be interested in it and buy your pile to add it to his own.

Also, byou can eat the whole pile2.  It's the same food you've once eaten!  So
it  can't  be  that  bad.As  you can see the methods are numerous, and of course
these  weren't  the  only  ways  to  get  rid  of  the  pile.   You can use your
imagination.   And  I definately don't suggest you use these methods on a fellow
who reads Eternal.

If  anyone  would  like  to  exchange  his  shitpile  with me, my addy is in the
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