0¶382¹JOKES
          a5by Druid/Bastards


91A   well   known   actor,  who  was  a
practical  joker,  at the hospital for
his annual check up...

A  nurse  brings him a bottle in which
has  to  urinate  so that they can run
some  tests  on it...  "I will be back
in 15 minutes", she said...

The  he  got an idea; he simply poured
the  juice  into  the bottle, and when
the  nurse came back she looked at the
bottle  and  said  :   "It looks a bit
smutched,  doesn't  it  ?".  The actor
could  only  agree  in that statement,
then  he  took  the  bottle and said :
"That's  okay,  because I can just run
it  through my filter again".  Then he
drank  the  juice,  and  when  he  was
finished, he rang for another nurse to
big the other nurse up!

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9Heard at the dentist :
"Hey! You drew out the wrong tooth!"
"Just  a minute, sir!  I'm sure that I
will get it right this time!"

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9There are to sorts of people:
Those  who  are  danes,  and those who
whised they were danes.
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