Artist: Akinyele Album: Vagina Diner Song: Ak Ha Ha! Ak Hoo Hoo? Chorus: repeat 4X It's the ak ha ha, the ak hoo hoo (Akineyle) Verse One: Yo, y'all know what's about to happen When I proceed to give you what you need and the Ak start rappin I throw rhymes like children throwin balls on project bricks In other words I be kickin that old off the wall shit I don't rehearse they don't come better than I don't need light, cuz I'm a late night person like David Letterman You know the whole repoitoire not far from a star Baby Pah, the Ak can shine like ArmorAll Chorus Verse Two: Akineyle, producing more stunning hits So call me Ex-Lax, cuz I'm about ready to start runnin shit Toss and TURNIN ya, watch Ak BURNIN ya You can't hold your own you fuck around and catch a HERNIA (Akineyle) So don't sleep, nor yet drowsing My name itself bring more Heartbeats than Robert Townsend I hurdle over rappers like a stallion Carry it back with more Fame than Debbie Allen, nigga Chorus Verse Three: My lyrics'll reign real bright so dim the lights and it won't get DULLER It doesn't take Rosie Perez to see my living COLOR I rain over heads just like an UMBRELLA So strong that baby's boosted and I'm FULLER History in the making, never one for backspins throw and kneel, but you're still, MC's I be BREAKIN Ak saniTATION I leave skid marks on the concrete streets from all the brothers that I be scrapin Chorus Verse Four: Permanent scars as I sabotage My style's so milky I should get down with Haagen-Daaz More heatwave than a do rag does to a CAESAR Give a thermometer a temperature of jungle FEVER George like WHEEZY Cuz I be burnin brothers just like, the neighborhood SKEEZER Once the hip-hop strangeler I throw your whole rap on a coat rack kid and just hang it up Chorus Verse Five: So step to the AK-ER, the hip-HOPPER And get your ass kicked like a game of SOCCER Skills are fatter than a grease spot cuz I love to rock that nasty home-cooked hip-hop I watch girls check it, I make bitches wanna jump butt-naked Like the Doo Doo Brown record But now I peep on low and they have to stop When they hear my name, the motherfuckin Ak Artist: Akinyele Album: Vagina Diner Song: Checkmate Fuck throwin joints I throw incinerators at rappers that talk garbage about the Ak, they don't know me from a tree in the forest My name's not summer so I don't sweat it Most y'all niggaz know I cut ya like cheese that's cheddared I been around the world like Lisa Stansfield tour bus Tearin niggaz up from here to West Bubblefuck So don't front like you don't know what my name is Before I start diving up in that ass like Greg Louganis That's not my number one AMOS You take my style and squeeze your lips like probably you see your life stopped, you're freakin FAMOUS I dare another rapper try to TAME THIS I hit you in the ANUS Once y'all reach for the damn A-LIST still, this ain't the pretty boy Fear sex-appeal it's Ak, a.k.a. the real deal I make punk rappers stutter, y-yoyoy-yoyoy-yoyo I bring out the Das EFX in a motherfucker I livin larger than a mansion, you hear me? You fear me, you're just a Little House on the Praerie Leave 'fore Hurricane Ak come blowin in All you motherfuckers best to breeze like the wind Check the news forecast I place a con niggaz'll stick ya on your butt If you're light in the ass Close your eyes, and concentrate it's time to recognize The Ak keep brothers on checkmate Check over there, and then check over here Just lend me your ear, c'mon listen Nigga you just can't defeat me Child abusers walk around, knowin they just can't beat me So don't try to take the winner's belt Aiyyo this ain't April 1st so don't dare fool yourself It don't get no liver, I'm hittin harder than a chastiser I flip rhymes like saliva, poundin on your BRAIN With the sick shit I'm SAYING I got more GAME than a panhandler on a TRAIN Huh, it's rare if I don't catch props I'm the Ak I tear that ass out the frame like a benzie box You know the rules if you ain't ruff Stay on the hush and get played like Sunday school shoes and get scuffed, I put heads to bed like newlyweds Sing your rap eulogy Cuz now you're good as dead Hit the deck, once I round it off like a Tec I play you like a game of chess and keep your ass in check Checkmate Check all around, and then check for them clowns Check the fuckin real sound, break down In English, MC's can't last Similar to a car crash, I got rap in a smash Whenever you wanna get loose and hang out Remember I done turned enough troops into The Last Boy Scout Think you'll last? Then come try Otherwise make like a librarian and keep your ass quiet I'm out to catch the winner's cup All you number one contenders just got knocked to the runner's up What nigga what? I'm blowin up the spot with dynamite rhymes by the Ak Airports they amazed to me Shit cuz I fly so much heads yah have my own travel agency Rap's are fat like SUMO, slammin like JUDO I won't get abused like numbers, I'm MENUDO I got the art down pat, pass the courderoy this bad boy about to start to slack Fuck how "I could just kill a maaaan" I'm slick and puttin brothers out with these Edward Niggahands Ten fingers of death, grippin micraphones Holdin my own, sparkin rhymes up like grindstones Rippin up challengers Creating a mess on stage out of comedian rappers like Gallagher My mind is filthier than a HAMPER Dirty like a CAMPER On top of that I've been through more shit than PAMPERS Fake is what I ain't But Constantine the Great, don't know me from a can of paint Listen to how the soundwaves vibrate You can't relate, I got your whole brain on checkmate Rob Swift is his name, with Akineyle in the game You're best to maintain, as we aim for your brain as we aim for your brain (3x) Artist: Akinyele/Akafella feat. Crystal Johnson Album: Put It In Your Mouth 12" Song: Put It In Your Mouth >Crystal Johnson Intro: >my baby left me last night >and then I met his best friend >and he took me to his house >and I said...I said... (what you said baby)>let me tell you what I said >Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth >I said my muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth >Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth >my muthafuckin mouth Verse You wanna go down why not I be like Herbie and han you a cock and tell you that my name is AK get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin if your not down to go low >deep in my mouth I'm all about mouth fuckin only if you down for dick suckin if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin and fuck chap sticks I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them with an erection like injections fuck it I be druggin them numbing up your tonsils like ambesol anesthetic cummin down your throat like chloraseptic Put it in my mouth Put it in your mouth >I said my muthafuckin mouth I said your muthafuckin mouth >or you can just eat me out or I can just eat you out >you can eat me out yeah, whats that all about >Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it >I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it >baby, slurp it up, its enough to fill your cup >its finger lickin good >and Im wishin it would >go down kinda slow or even fast >Im always sprung once I feel your tongue >In the crack of my ass, just eatin me-nigga >goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat >and you can e a t m e o u t >but put it your my mouth put it in your mouth >I said your muthafuckin mouth I said your muthafuckin mouth >and you could just eat me out what do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth people through out the world >I said your muthafuckin mouth man it's your pick >put it in my mouth what do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth pussy or dick? >I said my muthafuckin mouth people through out the world >just put it in my mouth yeah it's your pick >muthafuckin mouth what do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me out pussy or dick? >in my mouth people through out the world >put it in my mouth its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth its your pick..pick >let me go down >uhh, uhh people through out the world >{laughing Artist: Akineyle Album: Vagina Diner Song: You Know My Style You know my motherfuckin style nigga You know my motherfuckin styyyylllleee You know my motherfuckin style nigga You know my motherfuckin styyyylllleee, yeah! You know my motherfuckin style kid You know my motherfuckin style, yeah! You know my motherfuckin style kid You know my motherfuckin style kid