"UGLY KID JOE: AMERICA'S LEAST WANTED" "EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU" I, hate the rain and sunny weather and I, hate the beach and mountains too; (and) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no and I, I, I, hate the country side too! and I, hate everything about you! ...everything about you! I, don't like a thing about your mother, and I, I hate your daddy's guts too, I, don't like a thing about your sister, no, no 'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too. and I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be around, I, hate everything about you! everything about you, everything about you, everything about you Some say I got a bad attitude but that don't change the way I feel about you, If you think all this might be bringing me down, look again cause I ain't wearin'no frown! I don't really care about your sister forget the little bitch 'cause I already kissed her One thing that I did to your lady put her on the bed and she didn't say maybe I know you know everybody knows the way it comes, the way it goes you think it's sad well that's too bad 'cause I'm havin'a ball and never cared a thing about you Everything about you, everything about you I get sick when I'm around I can't stand to be around I hate everything about you "CATS IN THE CRADLE" My child arrived just the other day Came to the world in the usual way But there were planes to catch And bills to pay He learned to walk while I was away He was talking for a minute And as he grew He'd say I'm gonna be like you Dad You know I'm gonna be like you And the cats in the cradle And the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin'home son I don't know when We'll get together then You know we'll have a good time then Well my son turned ten just the other day He said thanks for the ball Dad Come on let's play Can you teach me to throw I said not today I got a lot to do He said that's OK And he walked away and he smiled and he said You know I'm gonna be like him yeah You know I'm gonna be like him And the cats in the cradle And the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin'home son I don't know when We'll get together then You know we'll have a good time then Well he came from college just the other day So much like a man I just had to say I'm proud of you could you sit for a while He shook his head And he said with a smile What I'd really like Dad Is to borrow the car keys See you later can I have them please And the cats in the cradle And the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin'home son I don't know when We'll get together then You know we'll have a good time then I've long since retired My son's moved away I called him up just the other day I'd like to see you if you don't mind He said, I'd love to Dad If I could find the time You see my new job's a hassle And the kids have the flu But it's sure nice talking to you And as I hung up the phone It occured to me He'd grown up just like me My boy was just like me And the cats in the cradle And the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin'home son I don't know when We'll get together then You know we'll have a good time then And the cats in the cradle And the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin'home son I don't know when We'll get together then You know we'll have a good time then "SO DAMN COOL" I wanna know, why the people are everywhere...and... I wanna know, where to go if I got scared...and... I wanna be, in a place where no one cares, and... I wanna know you Because you're so damn cool Yeah so damn cool I wanna feel like I'm floatin'in the air...and... I wanna know if the sun's gonna bleach my hair...and... I wanna know why life's just so unfair...and... I wanna know you Because you're so damn cool Yeah, you're so damn cool So damn cool Who knows what I'm feelin'inside me! Who knows if I'm feelin'all right! And who knows what I'm feelin'inside of me Who knows what is runnin'around in my brain Now that I'm done and I seen it Don't think I'm tryin'to complain Don't think I'm lyin'cause I mean it n'all you people don't look at me to lay All of your blame 'cause you need me And you want me to go down with the rest It's just that I'm sick of denyin' What is runnin'around in my brain "BUSY BEE" Everybody's alright with me Possibly you'll disagree Busy bee watch the world go by Everybody's alright with me That's just the way I choose to be Everybody's on my mind Can't sit aside and watch this world go by That ain't me Busy bee watch the world go by Everybody does their time The people walk in crooked lines Everybody's got their choice But often we don't use our voice Busy bee watch the world go by How could you be so blind? Some people they just ain't satisfied Watch the world go by I always hear the school bell ring Let the children dance and sing Just let us find what's been lost So many people get torn and tossed away Busy bee watch the world go by Everybody's alright with me "NEIGHBOR" Sittin'in your front yard, drinkin'lemonade Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think you've got it made But you don't know, what's in store, for you and your family I'm movin'in, right next door, won't you welcome me? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And I hope I didn't ruin your day! Won't you be my neighbor? I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog wiht fleas My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk, this I'm sure you'll see Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And if I could I surely would Invite you and say... Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? C'mon I don't think you'll find A place to live in peace of mind You're gonna live in misery When you're livin'next to me! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Raaaah! Won't you be my, won't you be my funky neighbor?! Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke! I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa! And you should know by now you're never gonna forget, a-aaa! Now I know just what you're thinkin' It could be you out 'n'you're drinkin' So don't you knock it until you try it It could be you in a little while! I hope I didn't ruin your day It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood I dig your wife, she sure is good It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...ha, ha, ha!