|1-Love's Young Dream...



|2-CRUSHED!!!






                          The Close of a Saga

                            By aLaDDiN SAnE



In  the  saga of myself and Heady Lemarr (the nom-de-plume of the lass I
head-butted  and  later  fell into pseudo-love with), alas the affair is
over!  All too soon, the fire in my heart has died and left naught but a
pile of lifeless ashes!

...'Ere,  that's  quite  poetic,  in  a  tragic  kind  of way, watch out
Laureate, here's aLaDDiN SAnE!

I  realised  all  was  lost on Saturday, when the object of my misplaced
affection  took me aside and told me she was peeved because another bird
was  interested  in  her  current boyfriend, and basically she was gonna
scratch her eyes out!  This told me in no uncertain terms,

"Look  Mate!  I'm perfectly happy with my current boyfriend, so Fuck off
and leave me alone!"

So, my version of events is that the young lady in question was a little
put  off  that her boyfriend wasn't acting very boyfriend-ly, and so she
began  to  flirt with me, to get him jealous (Yes!  That age-old tale!),
what  worries me is that women still do that kind of thing.  I mean, she
didn't  know  me  that well, and I could have been a rapist or something
and  would,  as  she  had flirted to obviously with me, end up attacking
her.   Now  you  know  and  I know that I wouldn't do that, but she most
certainly  did  NOT!!!  Still, some women don't think about that kind of
thing!

So  that is the end of this little affraire du coeur, never mind!  I did
say that there were THREE lasses interested in me, so I've still got two
left, WEHAAAAY!!!!!!!

Though I feel used and abused, I'll still be writing for the Word!

TTFN

aLaDDiN SAnE
(1974 - 199?)

P.S.            Curiously enough, I feel remarkably relieved by the
                whole thing.  A bit of honest infatuation does you good
                now and again! 

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