TITLE: GENTS BOGS
TYPED: ZIPPO/INDEPENDANT



                 Guys You've Met In The Public Toilets
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Excitable -   Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole,
              rips shorts

Sociable -    Joins friends and pisses whether he has to or not,
              figures it doesn't cost anything

Crosseyed -   Looks inthe urinal on the left, pisses in the middle,
              and flushes the one on the right

Timid -       Can't piss if someone is watching.  Flushes and comes
              back later

Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink

Clever -      Look Ma, no hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses
              on floor

Worried -     Not sure if he has been lately, stops in for a
              quick check

Frivolous -   Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit
              a bug on the wall

Childish -    Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it
              bubble

Absent-Minded-Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

Sneak -       Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows
              the guy in the next stall will get blamed

Patient -     Stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads
              a newspaper with his free hand

Desperate -   Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants

Tough -       Bangs dick on the side of the urinal to dry it

Efficient -   Waits until he has to crap then does both

Fat -         Backs up and takes a long shot at urinal, pisses
              on his shoe

Drunk -       Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

Disgruntled - Stands waiting for a long time, gives up, walks away

Conceited -   Holds two inch dick like baseball bat


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