|1-Aladdin Sane



                              Presents...

|2-Feminism Inc.







This article is intended to educate all you Male Chauvinist Pigs out
there how to mend your ways by treating women with the respect and
admiration they deserve...

...It also gives me the opportunity to show all the female Word-readers
how PC (before you balk, that means "Politically Correct") I am, making
me look charming and considerate, hence guaranteeing me a shag! (You'd
do well to take notes on this!)



|1-1) Women are individuals...



...with their own dreams and aspirations, likes and dislikes, hopes and
fears, and all you MCPs should be aware of this at all times.  Be
considerate, do not expect them to look after you the way your mother
used to - or still does! - they are their own person, they have
rights...

...and pretending like you believe all this bullshit will certainly
endear you to you chosen "quarry" and she will go down easier than a
pint of Newcastle Brown!



|1-2) Women are our equals...



...able to do all that a man can do - except write her name in the snow,
take a friendly insult in jest, make a decent machine-gun-sound - and
are just as ambitious and able as any male...

...their amazing ability to reach the very pinnacle of their chosen
profession by sleeping with their immediate superiors is one I am
immensely jealous of!



|1-3) Women deserve respect...



Although women are perfectly capable of looking after themselves,
helping them with heavy loads (like my todger!), opening doors for them,
buying them drinks, etc are often thought of as being "chivalrous" and
therefore are good ways to show your respect for the opposite sex -
though some will still argue like buggery that you're being
condescending...

...but it is still yet another way to take you one step closer to
Shagsville, Arizona!



|1-Summary



Being nice to women and pretending you respect them as worthwhile
members of society who DO have a use outside of housework and personal
gratification, is a surefire method to getting your end away with some
fit bird. DO NOT, however, EVEN CONSIDER headbutting them! (see
elsewhere!)

Until Escom make vibrators as standard appliances for the PC, I'll be
writing for The Word!

Aladdin Sane
(1974 - 199?)

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