|2-Autobiography of






|2-Aladdin Sane







|1-Part 2: The Later years, (1990 - 1995)




After  a short spate of unemployment, I was contracted to undertake some
construction work.  Working on site proved to be very exhausting, and in
the summer heat I would rapidly become dehydrated.  Each morning, around
11.30  am,  I  would stop work.  Feeling hot, I would take off my shirt,
and  drink  a  can of Diet Coke.  Trouble is, there would always be this
bloody  group  of sex-starved, lonely american secretaries staring at me
out  of their bloody office window!  I tried to get them done for sexual
harassment, but to no avail.

After  a  while  it  started  annoying  me,  and was interfering with my
realtionship  at that time (Eva Herzigova can be incredibly jealous, for
a Super- Model!), so I began to look around for a change of vocation.

My  current  "place  d'emploi",  as the French might say (if they didn't
speak  French!)  is  that  I am a Quality Control tester for Durex.  You
know on the packets, it says something along the lines of;

"This product is 97.6% reliable..."

Well  I  am the one who tests that out for them.  I always thought there
had to be someone who shagged 100 women to see how many got preggers/how
many  johnnies ripped/etc.  However, it appears it has to be 1000 women,
in  order to get the accuracy correct to 0.1 of a percent.  So that's my
work for the next three days covered!

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