[The NEW BT advert brought to you from Kei/Carnage]

>advert follows<


How much will a call to Hollywood for 15 minutes tonight cost?

Er..  £20?  No.

Um..  £8?  No.

£5?  No.

Oh  yes..   I remember I saw the BT advert on TV!  Three pounds summit!!
No.

No?

That's right!!  With just a little black box, some phone knowledge and a
public phone, it is completly free!



                       (BT) IT'S PHUN TO PHREAK



[small  print]  Status  subject  to  change  should  BT discover current
method.

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