{PB{!0000{!1111{M{4 T H E M A K I N G O F W O O {C{: A DOCUMENTARY BY DUAL 4MAT {A{2 Wednesday 1st December 1993. {>"What's the next demo going to be after Le Portrait de Sparkle?" Said Sparkle to T.C.M./Dual 4mat. "We came up with an idea called er.. WOO!" replied T.C.M. "Woo?" "Yeah as in Melon's Boo. It's going to have us lot singing in it!" "What? Am I hearing you right here?" asked Sparkle. "And loads of pictures flash up on the screen in time with the music." said Atom grinning evily. "And I guess I`ve got to code it then?" said Sparkle knowing full well what the answer would be. Well time went by and many Dual 4mat productions were released. Alright there were 2. And then.... {2 3 weeks later {>Ring, Ring. "Hello?" "Sime?" "Yes." "It's Steve!" "Ahh right what do yer want?" "Woo's finished!" "What do you mean Woo is finished I aint coded it yet!" "No I mean the mod. It's very funny. And the pictures are good as well." {PB{!0000{!1111{>"So when do you want me to pop down then?" "Now?" "Righty ho! I`ll see you in about an hour. Tatty Bye!" Clink. {2 An hour later At Atom's Abode {>"Right." said fred...er Atom, "The mod goes like this..." {2Time passes. {>"Did that say More Tea Vicar?" {2Time passes again. I wish it would stop it`s causing a draught. {>"And here are the piccies. We'll leave the rest up to you." "Oh bloody charming!" said Sparkle as he sat down to code. {2About half an hour later. {>"It`s over 1meg in memory. It's too big. Shit we'll actually have to think about the design! There's always something isn't there?" {2Brains did rattle as three members of possibly the best group in the world (self praise gets us everywhere!) worked on how to get the bugger smaller. {>"I know. I know." shouted T.C.M. jumping up and down and waving his hands around a bit. Alright he didn't but it pays to add a bit of artistic license to a piece of writing anyway. Besides this isn't a really serious {PB{!0000{!1111{>article it was just written to hype up Woo (Possibly the best demo in the world!) and fill space in on the mag. (Visual intensity - In your local disk drive NOW!) "What?" asked Sparkle. "er...I've forgotten now. Oh yes: Let's make it 4 parts." {2And 4 parts it did become! Some time later {>"You see that picture of the pig?" asked Atom. "Yes." replied T.C.M. "It's done in Ham!" "Never speak again!" said Sparkle. {2 A few minutes later. {>"You see that picture of the pig?" said Atom. "Let me guess." said Sparkle, "It's done in Ham." "You Bastard you spoiled the joke now!" {2 About 2 minutes later {>"You do realise that I can't do it at home because it's too big?" said Sparkle. "What!" Said T.C.M. in a shocked manner. Well wouldn't you be? "The Demo!" said Sparkle, "It's just too bloody big." "Well we'll have to finish it on Friday then." "Okey Dokee!" "You see that picture of the pig?" {2 Friday. {PB{!0000{!1111{>"Donkey! Woo! More Tea Vicar! It's rather smashing!" screamed Sparkle as he finally perfected the damn timing. "That's brilliant that is." said Atom marvelling at the finished piece, "You know that picture of the pig?" "If we do a sequal are we going to call it Wooropa?" asked Sparkle. {2Anyway to cut a short story into an even shorter one. The demo was finished and released. Woo bloody Woo! {8Quotes of the day: {:"You see that picture of the pig. It's done in Ham!" - Atom. "I can't take it home. It's too big!" - Sparkle. "Great, smashing - and various other words of encouragement" - T.C.M. Most uses of the phrase "Fucking Copperlists I hate Fucking Copperlists!" - Sparkle. Most uses of the word Bugger in one sentence: Sparkle. Winner of the Tiddlywinks compo held around 3pm: A draw between Atom and T.C.M. with 1 tiddlywink each in the cup. Come on it was Christmas! {