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        H O W   T O   D O   T H A T   W A R   D A N C E   T H I N G Y   

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                             BY SPARKLE/DUAL 4MAT.

{A{:What you need :-

{41 ripe melon
Lots of face paint
Rugby kit

{2Right, first get dressed in your rugby
kit.   Get the face paint and smear it
all over yourself.
Legs  apart,  stick  the ripe melon up
your  bum.   This  will result in your
face  looking  like...well like you`ve
just  shoved a ripe melon up your arse


to  be  exact!   Now  jump up and down
whilst  hanging your tongue out of yer
gob and shout:-

{8"Humpatay, Humpatay, Humpatay, Hump!
 Bumpatay, Bumpatay, Bumpatay, Bump!
 Wumpatay, Wumpatay, Wumpatay, Wump!
 Dumpatay, Dumpatay, Dumpatay, Dump!
 Haa, regol, woggle, toggle, joggle,
 zoggle.  ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
 Bunketey, Bunketey, Bunketey, Bunk!
 Bam Wham thankyou Mamm.
 Bumpatay, Bumpatay, Bumpatay, Bump!
{PB{!0210{!1321{8 I would do anything for love but I
 won't do
 Humpatay, Humpatay, Humpatay, Hump!
 All I do each night is pray
 Hoping that I`ll be a part of you
 Again some day.
 All I do each night is think
 Haa, regol, woggle, toggle, joggle,
 zoggle.  ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
 Humpatay, Humpatay, Humpatay, Hump!
 How about buying a phone with a 
 mercury button?
 Humpatay, Humpatay, Humpatay, Hump!"

{>Just like the real thing!

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