$f86 |1-HARDCORE $f76 $f64 |2-RED DWARF $f54 $f44 $f34 $f24 $f14 $f34 |1-QUIZ $f45 $f67 $fe0 By $fb0 BootBlock/TerraForm $a9f Okay then, me lil' darls. This is a quiz on that BRILLIANT TV prog called Red Dwarf (incase you didn't see the title... urm...) - which is $b9fof course a British programme, and not one of those pansy American lumps of shite. Be warn though, only the most *devoted* will be able to get *all* (maybe $c9fapart from the noise the sewage system pipes make) of these right. The further down the quiz you go, the harder it gets (until yer flies bust, $d9for summat....), but they're pretty much in a random order. Oh by the $e9fway, you must also be able to answer these questions from memory (yours, $f9fot the Amiga's!)... I can. Remember, this is the ultimate test of a "Dwarf'ers" knowledge. Prepare to cry .... $fffHere we go .... $f90 1) What did the "name" on the side of the box that Lister was found in mean? $fa0 2) In "Duct Soup", what did Kryten purposely overload to stop Kochanski (pwoar!) having a bath, thus stopping Lister wearing cloggs and inviting Gelfs round for dinner ? $fb0 3) In the episode that Lister got his arm cut off (in five pieces and then flushed into deep-space), what was the name of the virus that tried to kill him? $fc0 4) Also, what did the said virus absorb from his victims? $fd0 5) What were the sounds that kept Kochanski (double pwoar!) awake that the sewage pipes were making (in any order) ? $fe0 6) What did Kryten say Lister tried to suffocate himself with when he once slept in the room next to the sewage pipes? $ff0 7) Where is Kryten's anger, negativaty (clue!), resentment, etc stored ? $ff1 8) And what happens when it gets full ? $ff2 9) When Lister & Rimmer used to play the looking-through-dead-crew- member's-lockers-game, what 100 glow in the dark assortment did Rimmer once get? $ff3 10) What was the name of the green mech that had to fix Kryten ? $ff4 11) Also, what was the green mech addicted to? $ff5 12) How long did it take the green mech to work out that the crew on board his ship had died when it "crashed a bit" ? $ff6 13) What is the serial number (or was it model number?) of Kryten and the green mechanoid ? $ff7 14) In "The Rimmer Experience" simulation, what was Rimmer as reliable as ? $ff8 15) Also, unlike Yul-Brynor, what doesn't glimmer? $ff9 16) In "Duct Soup", what did Kochanski really want (food wise) ? $ffa 17) In the episode with that virus in (I'm not gonna say what it was called, as it'll give away one of the above answers!), $ffb 18) What was the name of that dead women that was found in a starship wedged into that big icey planet (or "iceberg", if you're the Cat) ? $ffc 19) In "The Rimmer Experience", what did it say on the back of the exit doors ? $fec 20) How did Kryten iron Kochanski's bra? $fdc 21) What worried Kryten by getting warm, mainly because of Kochanski? $fcc 22) What did Kryten say that Kochanski has got, but Rimmer hasn't ? $fbc 23) When Lister sneezed and his tooth cap flew out, what did he use to stick it back in again with? $fac 24) At the very end of "Duct Soup", what did Kochanski use to hit Kryten with on the head ? $f9c 25) What made a noise like an "iron gate" ? $f9b 26) What are the direct opposites of (in this order): Cat, Kryten and Rimmer? $f9a 27) According to Rimmer, what is the name of Lister's type (of gurl) ? $f99 28) And how does she say "something" ? $f98 29) Who was around to educate Cat ? $f97 30) And what did Cat have on Thursdays? $fa7 31) What did Kochanski say regarding the ice formations in the ice planet ? $fb7 32) What is the name of the bootiful woman that plays Christina Kochanski? $fc7 33) Why is Kochanski *such* a BABE ? $fd7 34) What did Cat ask Kochanski she liked wrestling in ? $fe7 35) What is Kochanski (job-wise) ? $ff7 36) How many times did Rimmer walk around the planetoid before complaining to Lister ? $ef7 37) When that virus infected Lister, how long did he set the timer on the something-rets (those sticks of dynamite which I've forgotten the name of!) before "blow-up" time? $df7 38) What was the name of the episode that Kryten replied to Lister not eating spicy food would be like "an old women sitting on a park bench and NOT opening her legs" ? $cf7 39) What is Lister's occupation ? $bf7 40) How many spare mechanoid heads did Lister take from the Simulant in the episode that featured Jane Austin world ? $af7 41) How many uniforms (well, if that very sexy red thing she wears IS a uniform, that is) did Kochanski have when she ended-up on StarBug ? $9f7 42) In "Duct Soup", what was the colour of the dress Lister gave to Kochanski (when she was about to have a bath) ? $9f8 43) How much was the neckless (spelt right?) Lister found in one of the dead crew's locker worth ? $9f9 44) What was the first thing Cat suggest that should be jettison'ed that belonged to Rimmer (now, Ace) ? $9fa 45) In Lister's dream, who was he kissing/snogging ? $777 --- $faa Damn, can't type anymore coz I~ve gotta get this tah D!ck, y'know. He's $fabgot E-Mail, y'know, he has, Hmmm, uses the phone lines it does. AND you can't get busted for stamp faking, din't ya know. $fff Have a look at the next article ("Red Dwarf Quiz Answers") for the answers ... $f8a Reet then, how many did you get?