@7Lord-Paul Converse's:- Scoring scheme.... @5 The A.F Scoring Scheme, designed to help YOU get back to work. Err, hang on, oooohhhhhH! SCORING.... Normally I would start off with telling the obvious gag, you know the one, scoring... girls... shags, ha ha very funny. Well, this month, I'm going to give you some hot tips on how you can distract the goal-keeper and score that winning goal. First, take your girlfriend to the match with you. Get her to run on to pitch about half way through the game, naked. If that doesn't put the goalie off, then he's either blind (if so, what's he doing in goal?) or he's err, well, not normal, like Molgrat. Shat, I nearly forgot what I was supposed to be talking about. #3More>>>@5 Games, that's it. Not sex games, or footy games, but computer games. If you are new to A.F, if so why? Why can't you be old to A.F? Because it doesn't make sense, that's why, and why am I prattling on like this? (that'll be the bounce) Oh sod it, I can't be arsed talking about computer game scores, I may @5 as well tell you about the letter I received from my girlfriend a few weeks ago, it read like this: "To Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but, I err, well, I don't want, oh, err.. How can I put it? I mean, I can't, well.... You're not going to be mad at me are you? Because I erm, want to tell you that, I err, #3More>>>@5 Well, what I'm trying to say is... I bought GrapeVine last week, I know I know I know, I should have bought A.F, but I couldn't wait long enough for the next issue. Sorry. P.S:- shags tonight?" @5 Oh, for those of you who have read this far, here's our scoring: If a game/PD program receives over 88%, it's a must. If not, avoid it the same way as you would with Amiga Power. #3More>>>@5 @4 Addictiveness= A score with relation to how long you'll want to keep coming back to this game. Playability = How playable it is, I guess. Overall = It's what you do when you check your car's engine out. It's also what Mark should do with his A500.