Interview with:     Molgrat (ex A.F reviewer)


Paul: Hi Molgy!

Molg: R'ite Paul

Paul: This is a rather special interview isn't it Molgy?

Molg: Yep.

Paul: Shall we tell the readers why?

Molg: Erm, this wasn't in the script.

Paul: I know, I forgot to tell you!

Molg: Well, go on then....

Paul: No, you Molgy! It's your announcement.

Molg: What is???

Paul: Tell the readers what you told me earlier!            #7More>>>@1

Molg: Ehh?

Paul: Look readers, Molgrat is going to officially announce that he is
      a queer........ Aren't you Molgy?

Molg: I am?

Paul: Yes indeedly doodly!

Molg: Doh! O.K. Readers.... I am queer. It is no joke.
      I tried to fool everyone in to thinking I was hetro
      by going out with this girl.

Paul: Tell the readers the truth Molgy!!

Molg: <SIGH> O.K O.K it wasn't a girl, it was a lad dressed up as a girl!

Paul: Eeeee!!

Molg: Is that O.K?!?!...... Look, I've come out the closet.

Paul: You certainly have.                                      #7More>>>@1

Molg: I........ HAVE......... come......... OUT!
      No more editors comments saying QUEER. I admit it!

Paul: O.K Molgy, we believe you! We really DO!

Molg: So where's that tenner you promised me?

Paul: Err, I lied. I only wanted you to admit it on live A.F.

Molg: Cripes! Shit. Did you have that computer keyboard recording all the
      time?

Paul: Yup!

Molg: Geez!! I'm not really queer. I'm not, I'm not... It WAS a girl I went
      out with, I swear it!!

Paul: Too late Molg.

Molg: Shat.

Paul: I really got you going then didn't I Molgy! I'm not really
      going to publish this interview!                          #7More>>>@1

Molg: You're not?

Paul: Don't be silly! Would I do that?      ;-)

Molg: Phew! Thanx Pal!

Paul: Don't mention it Molgy.


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