|2-My Opinion







|1-The 1996 Formula One Final Tables...



                     By Koffin Blood/The Syndicate

As  a  big  fan  of  Formula One Racing this is my prediction on how the
tables  will look at the end of the 1996 season,(or should I say this is
how I want them to look like:-

            DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP TABLE
            --------------------------
            Driver             Pts.

            1)Damon Hill        115  (NOT!!)
            2)Gerhard Berger    108
            3)Michael Schmacher 103  (I DON"T THINK SO)
            4)David Coulthard    96  (REALLY?)
            5)Jean Alesi         87
            6)Nigel Mansell      79  (IF HE FINDS A CAR TO FIT HIM)


            CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONSHIP TABLE
            -------------------------------
            Team               Pts.

            1)Benetton         125
            2)Ferrari          115
            3)Williams         100
            4)McLaren           90  (HA! HA!)
            5)Ligier            65
            6)Sauber            52

Well  there  you have it.If anybody out there does not agree with me let
me  know  by  giving me a ring on the following number and give me their
views.

                             01978 846 315
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  (I  have  a  strange  feeling that the phone will ring as soon as this
article  is released).  Hello who"s that speaking?  Hi Spadge what can I
do for you?  What the *&$??!!!  are you on about?

         GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING MEMBERS OF "THE SYNDICATE"
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                         TINBIN HACKER (COOL DUDE)

                         COW  (VANDAL,HOUSE WRECKER) HEE! HEE!

                         NOME (METAL FAN)

                         RICO (PINKY BEARD!!)

                         IAN  (DEVLIN DESIGNS)

                         DAVE (MUSHROOM PICKER)      I.Q.ZERO?????? WHO?


                                             KOFFIN BLOOD/THE SYNDICATE.

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